When shaving your mustache becomes not just a good idea, but a great one...

A lot of skiers covet and flaunt the goggle-line. Those in the know shoot for the mustache-line.

The Smooth Criminal

I am largely of the opinion that men grow beards so that they can have mustaches without looking like they're gay. The other day, though, I decided that maybe, just maybe, it might be worth the risk to sport a mustache - at least for a while.

Accordingly, I buzzed my beard and left the 'stache.

The results thus far? Ironically, my mustache appears to be straightening gays.

Tellingly, it appears to be having the opposite effect on women.